champagne-paradise:

xo

benafflacks:

d

omnivert:

thorgasmed:

Subtlety at its finest

literally speaking directly to their breasts

Luke is in the back all like “Goddamit Tom. Not again.”

unicornsarecooler:

niamhtumbly:

Stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch is never going to happen.

I literally cannot stop laughing at that caption

fredweasley:

imaslytherinbitch:

you know what’s the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

who the fuck gets 37 presents for birthday from their parents

i know right i always get 38

dyeric:

let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.

gigantorthemooseking:

merryminions:

ilovefrollomarik:

sushinfood:

now THAT is one hell of a way to make money

 

I wonder how many people got annoyed at him for called atheism a religion

Given the fact that atheism seems to have the most, I am guessing not many.

vivalawanker:

IM IN THE DRESSING ROOM TRYING ON A DRESS AND MY PHONE WENT OFF AND I FORGOT THE RINGER WAS REALLY LOUD SO MY PHONE SAID “HEY THIS IS RYAN ROSS FROM PANIC AT THE DISCO” AND THE GIRL IN THE DRESSING ROOM NEXT TO MINE FUCKING SQUEALS AND SAYS HEY RYAN I AM HERE OMG I THINK SHE’S OUTSIDE WAITING SOS SOS

degrassholes:

instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals 

violentlatina:

im alllowed to ignore u but the second u ignore me ur a fuckin prick and i hate u

trxpgod:

me

laugh-addict:

madagayskank:

seaduction:

derekwhostillscaresme:

sailorswayze:

do you ever fake interview yourself

what the hell do you think i do in the shower

when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up

When i go into my garage im always like ‘this is where the band started’..im not even in a band